Black Tiny Hand I Think I am I do.


The start of a little project I’m working on.

british people:  better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans:  yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’


won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth


good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair



Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude


What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder


once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 


i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART