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noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.


british people:  better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans:  yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART